I think we should all chip in for a small trophy (The Pundesliga?) that can be awarded to the poster making the best pun on a thread. It can be presented (perhaps on the pitch) to the next winner on home matchdays.
he won by a nose and was ahead rather than being the butt of the joke but at least wasn't simply red his rights in this ongoing pun-fest or (allegedly) assault on the senses and one can only hope that by George he's red in the face about that
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It would apierre @Username needs to ketch up with the change of tempo on the thread.
Cut it out you nutters.
settling in for a mega puns sesh then I'm nipping down to Tesco...
Make you a deal, @Wendoverman . If you get some ketchup, I'll give you a Red Stripe.
I was affray d we'd end up in pun fest.
It's claret's got a way to go before we run out of puns.
@HCblue I think we're done here...time to draw a veil
Well I disagree @Wendoverman but I won't butt heads with you over it.
Give it a break lads the jokes are getting a little thin on the ground hopefully we can Regaine a little dignity
Brilliant. The funniest thing said about the whole affair.
I can't make Head or Tail out of these comments,
By George end this thread before I get a nose bleed
Thanks, @Manboobs , but I won't let it go to my head.
This is an example of where the 6 really has hit the fan.
I always knew this thread would be heading this way
Alright Ital. No need to wig out about it. When it comes to nosing for puns, I don't think we've scratched the surface yet.
This thread should definitely be ad-journ(o)ed.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.
I think we should all chip in for a small trophy (The Pundesliga?) that can be awarded to the poster making the best pun on a thread. It can be presented (perhaps on the pitch) to the next winner on home matchdays.
To cries of gasroom, gasroom barmy army
@wycombelad Yeah - and then steam the home end...
@Cyclops - Zimmer frames and wheelchairs will not be allowed on the pitch!
Boom tish! Ladies and Gentlemen he's here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress on your way out.
he won by a nose and was ahead rather than being the butt of the joke but at least wasn't simply red his rights in this ongoing pun-fest or (allegedly) assault on the senses and one can only hope that by George he's red in the face about that
Love the trophy idea. I'm in for a fiver. Have @Ned_Ludd winning by a head currently. His pun hit me hard: I could gush about it for hours.
Some of the puns here are a little on the nose........
But with that said a very entertaining 20 page thread. I see your outrage and raise you an outrage.
You are a star @Ned_Ludd! A touch of brilliance just when it looked like the thread was heading over the Clift
@Ned_Ludd Head on in a roundabout way.