Wow cracking start to the Netherlands v France game, somehow it is still 0-0 after 35 minutes; two teams with real attacking intent and great end to end stuff.
It suddenly hit me that, because of how hopeless Scotland are, this might be the last time in my life that I watch them in a majour tournament.
And I'm only 6 years old.
You seem to lack confidence in FIFA and UEFAs ability to pointlessly expand the tournament fields. I am quite confident you will pip Gibraltar to the 190th spot in the 2038 World Cup in North Korea.
You seem to lack confidence in FIFA and UEFAs ability to pointlessly expand the tournament fields. I am quite confident you will pip Gibraltar to the 190th spot in the 2038 World Cup in North Korea.
But you're overlooking that by 2038 there will be 1,000 or so separate countries, so 190 places feels a fair amount.
So either 1000 or 1, but pretty dystopian either way!
I actually think all teams will be part of the City Group, and all matches will be training exercises under the tenets of the sky blue book of Guardiola.
Might have to revise Germany's place among the favourites. Perhaps beating these dreadful Scottish and Hungarian teams is not a calling card after all.
I think I have found the missing scene in Braveheart where they all pound their chest and thrust their swords in the air before the battle, but then promptly park the bus in front of Hadrian's Wall.
So either 1000 or 1, but pretty dystopian either way!
I actually think all teams will be part of the City Group, and all matches will be training exercises under the tenets of the sky blue book of Guardiola.
Don't worry. 1,000 or 1 Scotland will still come 2nd.
Don't worry. 1,000 or 1 Scotland will still come 2nd.
I think it's high time England and Scotland invented a new sport where we can share a couple of "world championships" before the others catch on again.
I think it's high time England and Scotland invented a new sport where we can share a couple of "world championships" before the others catch on again.
Bandy. Which seems to be ice hockey on a giant pitch. Kazakhstan are one of the world's best at this.
How do you wait until you are a grown man to ask your grandmother where her accent is from? The Callum Styles story is much more puzzling than inspiring!
I think it's high time England and Scotland invented a new sport where we can share a couple of "world championships" before the others catch on again.
Not sure we quite deserve to be bracketed with Scotland just yet.
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If they say 'bunch of fat, chocolate munching pedos' they've confused Holland with Belgium.
Wow cracking start to the Netherlands v France game, somehow it is still 0-0 after 35 minutes; two teams with real attacking intent and great end to end stuff.
Bye bye Poland
I see Wayne Rooney is as good at punditry as he is at management.
We're on our way
We are Ron's twenty two
Here the roar
Of the red white and blue
This time
More than any other time
This time
We're gonna find a way
Find a way to get away
This time
Getting it all together
We'll get it right
Georgia with a great breakaway 95mins in at 1-1, but lash the last kick of the game over the bar.
Doh.
To enter into the spirit of the Euros, have a go at making a Panini sticker of yourself https://foot.boo/
Ridiculous own goal from Turkey.
Just absolutely no threat, and then a sudden excitement as the camera has already moved away expecting nothing untoward.
Great bit of route one from Belgium!
https://x.com/itvfootball/status/1803857601010057449?t=T_5gKYZQcNVkgzt_zyYEgQ&s=19
Some decent points here
Black typeface doesn’t work on my iPhone, I’m afraid. Even after trying to apply @drcongo’s instructions.
No Scotland. No Paaarty.
It suddenly hit me that, because of how hopeless Scotland are, this might be the last time in my life that I watch them in a majour tournament.
And I'm only 6 years old.
Switzerland 1-0 Germany. A Swiss win would stick Germany in England's half, if England win their group (not a given, of course!).
You seem to lack confidence in FIFA and UEFAs ability to pointlessly expand the tournament fields. I am quite confident you will pip Gibraltar to the 190th spot in the 2038 World Cup in North Korea.
You will also win this game after Hungary inevitably get a man sent off.
But you're overlooking that by 2038 there will be 1,000 or so separate countries, so 190 places feels a fair amount.
Just one World Government by 2038 which is Scotland's best chance.
So either 1000 or 1, but pretty dystopian either way!
I actually think all teams will be part of the City Group, and all matches will be training exercises under the tenets of the sky blue book of Guardiola.
Might have to revise Germany's place among the favourites. Perhaps beating these dreadful Scottish and Hungarian teams is not a calling card after all.
Spain now top dog, for the present.
How will the SNP cope with being part of a World Government? I suppose it will be better than being ruled by Westminster, until it isn't.
I think I have found the missing scene in Braveheart where they all pound their chest and thrust their swords in the air before the battle, but then promptly park the bus in front of Hadrian's Wall.
Don't worry. 1,000 or 1 Scotland will still come 2nd.
Scotland have had a shot.
I think it's high time England and Scotland invented a new sport where we can share a couple of "world championships" before the others catch on again.
Bandy. Which seems to be ice hockey on a giant pitch. Kazakhstan are one of the world's best at this.
Hem hem.
How do you wait until you are a grown man to ask your grandmother where her accent is from? The Callum Styles story is much more puzzling than inspiring!
Uh oh. Does Lomtadze have a different master plan for us?
They're fine for Bandy. It's football where they need us.
Not sure we quite deserve to be bracketed with Scotland just yet.