As the owner has made it very clear that he wants to improve football in Kazakhstan I think it's more likely we'll get Abat Kayratuly Aymbetov (Kazakh: Абат Қайратұлы Айымбетов, romanized: Abat Qairatūly Aiymbetov; born 7 August 1995) is a Kazakhstani professional footballer who plays as a forward for Turkish club Adana Demirspor and the Kazakhstan national team.
Hopefully we’ll get some more information on Thursday as to what is going on with the new owners as the Trust are holding their monthly board meeting and top of the agenda is the new ownership. It’s on Zoom and there is the ability to ask questions.
Out of interest when is a club deemed to have ‘abandoned’ its roots / fan base / locale? I get that MK was sacrilege but how far geographically is too far? With all his money could Lomtadez just abandon AP (was the lease deal with Rob’s company or does it get passed on) and build something new?
A few days away from the Gasroom and I come back to esteemed posters trying to buy eachother for sex. This is the sort of thing I expect from the likes of the Essex apes, not the good folk of Buckinghamshire.
We need to sign a player quickly, before we have scantily clad and rather portly 50something men making themselves available on OnlyFans.
The club could make a lot of money from starting a KoneFans subscritpion service. For a monthly fee (not dissimilar to the season ticket model) subscribers could enter a virtual world of private encounters with RK where a vigorous keepy-uppy session could be followed by a much needed ice bath with the future Ivory Coast World Cup winner.
We could also start an old-fashioned premium rate telephone chat line to bring in some revenue. 0898 SWAN FILTH were middle aged men offer the following...
X-rated discussion about communal toilets
Uncensored opinions about pensioner ticket pricing
No holds barred financial domination (If Lomtadze hasn't already forgotten about us)
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Before getting up to date on this thread I was worried that I had nothing to worry about. Now I am relieved!
As the owner has made it very clear that he wants to improve football in Kazakhstan I think it's more likely we'll get Abat Kayratuly Aymbetov (Kazakh: Абат Қайратұлы Айымбетов, romanized: Abat Qairatūly Aiymbetov; born 7 August 1995) is a Kazakhstani professional footballer who plays as a forward for Turkish club Adana Demirspor and the Kazakhstan national team.
I’m guessing we won’t be signing Bakhtiyar Zaynutdinov, Kazakh left back, who plays alongside Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain at Besiktas.
I would be surprised if we sign any Georgia or Kazakhstan players due to work permit rules.
Of course he does!
And the difficulty of getting their names on to the back of their shirts (or is it jerseys these days?).
Not to mention the hassle of trying to spell their names correctly on the Gasroom.
Imagine the income by charging per letter.
Especially if they are charged "Scrabble" style rather than at a flat rate.
Hopefully we’ll get some more information on Thursday as to what is going on with the new owners as the Trust are holding their monthly board meeting and top of the agenda is the new ownership. It’s on Zoom and there is the ability to ask questions.
Out of interest when is a club deemed to have ‘abandoned’ its roots / fan base / locale? I get that MK was sacrilege but how far geographically is too far? With all his money could Lomtadez just abandon AP (was the lease deal with Rob’s company or does it get passed on) and build something new?
We are all prostitutes.
Do you think Lomtadze is between good and evil?
Just checked your profile picture and £7:42 is my best offer.
Good odds.
Swan me not in me....
@MorrisItal2 - does that include a happy ending? Asking for a friend.
A few days away from the Gasroom and I come back to esteemed posters trying to buy eachother for sex. This is the sort of thing I expect from the likes of the Essex apes, not the good folk of Buckinghamshire.
We need to sign a player quickly, before we have scantily clad and rather portly 50something men making themselves available on OnlyFans.
I was making an innocent enquiry for a third part m’lud.
Well said Mr Boobs.
The club could make a lot of money from starting a KoneFans subscritpion service. For a monthly fee (not dissimilar to the season ticket model) subscribers could enter a virtual world of private encounters with RK where a vigorous keepy-uppy session could be followed by a much needed ice bath with the future Ivory Coast World Cup winner.
A third part? Now that's just greedy.
We are here but once ..
Unless your Jesus!
He was here on several match days and also scored that wonderful goal at Wembley 30 years ago today.
I also remember his reincarnation at the Torquay game.
We could also start an old-fashioned premium rate telephone chat line to bring in some revenue. 0898 SWAN FILTH were middle aged men offer the following...
Or Lazarus
Do you think the second coming came and went without anyone noticing or is he biding his time for a world where MK Dons no longer exist?
"Yeah, I bet you'd like prawn cocktail crisps at the kiosks, wouldn't you?"
Surely it would be branded The KoneZone