I’m now wondering which would be the best/worst bastardisation of a team name Rob could unironically add after “Up the”. And then I remembered Arsenal.
Someone on here said yoofs have been saying it a while. I don't believe it though, it's so awful that I can't imagine anyone who has ever been to a football match would say it with a straight face.
Has anyone ever had death threats from fans of a football club, then been treated as their benefactor for a period, then received death threats again? This could make history, if there are any bedsheets left in Reading.
Rob will walk out on to the pitch to a roll of drums and a mammoth firework display on Saturday prior to kick off against Charlton to announce completion.
It all goes wrong and Reading fans wake up the other side of the transfer deadline to find Rob's interest was all outrageous trolling and punishment for their conduct towards him and his family.
The adult in me hope Reading get taken over and they live happily ever after, sustainable and with a check on supporter ego’s that means they cant/shouldn't expect new signings out the wazoo ans immediate promotion to the Championship after a steady improvement on and off the field.
The child in me is hoping everything collapses Reading go further into financial melt down and Rob holds a press conference that is:
”You come for me. You come for my family. You wish death on my Nephew. You protest outside MY football club - this is what you get.
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Already seen gripes that a lack of signing and Rob’s stability approach is not going to be that exciting
But boy they are going to enjoy a second to none Wi-Fi system!
And the best grey dead finger looking hot dogs ever!
Surely it'll be second best to ours, won't it?
If I hear they’ve signed Funky Elephant Rob will be dead to me.
He's managing Rotherham.
Journo: "So Rob, as manager of Rotherham United do you take full responsibility now your relegation has been confirmed?"
RC: "I still believe we can make the play offs. Why don't you? Up the rother-ham!"
I meant Funky Elephant is managing Rotherham, but enjoyed your take nonetheless.
Surely just “Up the ham!”
I’m now wondering which would be the best/worst bastardisation of a team name Rob could unironically add after “Up the”. And then I remembered Arsenal.
QPR or Clitheroe maybe?
I wouldn't want to see what Rob would create from Scunthorpe to be fair.
At least the "Ding" is apparently a long held Reading tradition. Had anyone used up the wyc before the Couhigs strode into town?
Now you've all got me remembering the heady days of his "Middlebro" style misnomers.
Someone on here said yoofs have been saying it a while. I don't believe it though, it's so awful that I can't imagine anyone who has ever been to a football match would say it with a straight face.
D) all the above.
Has anyone ever had death threats from fans of a football club, then been treated as their benefactor for a period, then received death threats again? This could make history, if there are any bedsheets left in Reading.
Rob will walk out on to the pitch to a roll of drums and a mammoth firework display on Saturday prior to kick off against Charlton to announce completion.
I miss those daytime fireworks 🤦🤦🤦
And to be booed off if he doesn't bring 8 new signings with him.
It all goes wrong and Reading fans wake up the other side of the transfer deadline to find Rob's interest was all outrageous trolling and punishment for their conduct towards him and his family.
Now THAT would be some serious revenge!
Reading are getting relegated aren’t they?
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this thread gives me the ear worm to that 1972 Chuck Berry Christmas number one!
if Oxford are confused why we call them the ‘PNL’ then maybe Reading should become the ‘a-ling’?
The adult in me hope Reading get taken over and they live happily ever after, sustainable and with a check on supporter ego’s that means they cant/shouldn't expect new signings out the wazoo ans immediate promotion to the Championship after a steady improvement on and off the field.
The child in me is hoping everything collapses Reading go further into financial melt down and Rob holds a press conference that is:
”You come for me. You come for my family. You wish death on my Nephew. You protest outside MY football club - this is what you get.
YEAH, I’M A WANDERER”.
*Mike drop*
He could grind some biscuits underfoot while he is at it too.
They’ve started to squeeem and squeeem til they’re sick.
Wow - he tries to rescue their club twice and gets nonsense tweets like this.
Oh dear what a shame
Whats more nonsense is that 252 people have voted (YEAH I KNOW I WAS ONE - guess)