I want Chris Martin for the puns. He's a Suffolk lad too 👀
*seems a right knob. People really need to stop twisting other posters' words.
Can't we sign Guy Martin, he'd be fun!
If we can't have Tories playing football we'll need to coax Pat Nevin out of retirement.
Thank God we can have Republican owners though!
Sign Ricky Martin
I assume if they have a thought in their heads at all...which is not always a given...most footballers, if they vote at all, vote Tory (as negotiated by their agents).
Russel Martin proving to be a decent manager.
Is there a time period where he can been seen as learned and redeemed or is it a lifetime sentence?
Would you let him do the plumbing under your patio?
Surprised no-one has followed the gasroom tradition of recommending we start a centre back up front.
I would want to check his qualifications.
Absolutely not. His lack of experience in working with drainage and plumbing is a recipe for disaster. I can't believe he would have the correct public liability insurance for a start.
It's a complicated formula where you have to divide 'the offence' into 'how much you like the person who said it'.
Coincidentally my tinder profile!
New signing coming up at 10.30!
Says a new face
Roger de Courcey?
Franco Ravizzoli, goalie formerly of Franchise.
Inspired by Sergio https://www.wwfc.com/news/2023/september/14/francos-a-wanderer/
Played for River Plate as a youngster, amazing.
Can't believe we're not already speculating that Max is out for the rest of the season.
My signing of the summer ;)
Rumour has it Tafazolli and Ravizolli will be teaming up to introduce to market a deluxe range of Wycombe Wanderers pasta
oh don’t be fusilli
There's nothing special about these puns - they're two a penne
Interesting move. Nice to have someone in from South America.
Good signing for a Number 2 keeper. Looks like we don't want an emergency loan keeper this year (Or covering for Max when he picks up his 5th booking this season!)
Is he the best keeper in the league in to backup the worst keeper in the League?