Released tomorrow at 9am! https://www.efl.com/news/2022/june/efl-fixtures-out-this-week/
We know son, we know!
Gagging for it
Pish or the cheating sheep first up?
I always like Cheltenham away early doors.
But ideally Charlton away in a warmer month as I've found a way to link a family trip in to Kent with using a Charlton fans coach that leaves from about a mile from their house, to the game!
I wouldn't mind a nice summer Saturday afternoon in Morecambe or Fleetwood in the sunshine.
Peterborough away, please; the flag needs another outing.
Both are too close to Manchester to enjoy nice summer afternoons! Albeit the sun is shining has been shiny for most of today in Stockport!
Sheff Wed, Derby, Franchise or P'Boro opening day would be entertaining
I went to Stockport once. There was a kerfuffle at the hotel front desk because someone found a human shit in the kettle in their room.
No-one expects to find Piers Morgan lurking in their hotel kettle.
How would anyone possibly be able to say it came from a human?
Maybe he was still squatting over the kettle.
I would applaud any dog or cat that thought.,,rug? Nah...I'm going to climb up there and crap in the kettle...whereas I have met some strange people in my time.
You wouldn't if it was your kettle
Maybe I was suggesting that something that craps in a kettle shouldn't be considered a human
Not a cat owner then? Trust me. Upset one and they would be more than capable (well maybe not if the lid was closed) and motivated
Read something once that suggested a high amount of hotel kettles have such traces. Seemed a particularly weird link.
Maybe it was a disgruntled lower league football fan feeling aggrieved with a decision by the kettle's namesake
I heard it may have been somebody by the name of amber
Wonder how they will fit in DCFC?
I remember reading an interview many years ago in which the vocalist from Faith No More said he was bored on tour once, so entertained himself by using a screwdriver to open the hairdryer in his hotel room, smear excrement inside it, then put it back together and leave it for an unsuspecting future guest.
Hopefully we get them before Ashley gives Rooney his £10m transfer kitty.
Mike Patton was a bit of a scat fiend. When FNM took Butthole Surfers on tour with them the crowd regularly abused them verbally and physically so Patton went on stage, took a dump and told the crowd that's what he thought of them.
The late singer "Scatman" probably didn't realise the future connotations of that name.
I think that was a four page spread in Melody Maker where they went on tour with FNM. I still think about that piece from time to time, as they came across as total pricks, though I've seen them live a few times and they were superb. There was also an anecdote about one of Patton's hobbies being shitting on public benches.
Please release the fixtures, this thread has gone somewhat off topic.
Maybe there was no en suite.
Barnsley away is my guess for the first game.
Carabao R1 draw as well today
Bristol Rovers away, Norwich at home in the Carabao