What's changed at Adams Park?
In an attempt to divert further arguement about GK & CB signings I thought I'd ask what changes to AP have been made when we attend on Saturday?
1) Relaid pitch
2) Shorter queues at the bar in the village - hopefully (more staff, more organisation)
3) Live match commentary on Wycombe Sound 106.6FM as per club website - can't post the link
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Toilets....???
Chairboylift
Chips to be served in the Kiosks?
You've got to let this go.
Better be. I only bought my season ticket because Rob said we were going to have the best toilets in the league.
@drcongo Are you going to see your inner @Wanderers82 and demand a refund on your ST because of Rob C hasn't met your expectations?
I bought my season ticket as I heard the fireworks are going to be in front of the away stand and singe the eyebrows of travelling fans...
Toilets havnt been done
Nobody does Fiery bins like us
More staff would be impressive given what I see in the rest of the hospitality industry.
if this is true then we are a amateur run club with Rob leading us... ....poor piss planning by the management team
Why don't you just bring your own commode chair!
Found these for you @drcongo
You'll never miss a minute of the game again!
I fear the incredible parody I crafted may have gone over some heads. Oh well.
I made a joke about crisps about three years ago...
Underrated post in the first instance but particularly with the amount of bed wetting over new signings.
Let's hope whoever is in goal or defence over the next few weeks can bring some much needed clean sheets.
How do you know I haven't already got planning permission?
I started this thread expecting a proper discussion about what, if any, noticeable facility upgrades had occured.
Not so you we can discuss bathroom habits and Chairboylift fantasy.
I don't want to have to get up in my pulpit and start preaching but .....
"Get a grip of yourselves"
I started this thread expecting a proper discussion
I think I've spotted your mistake.
I'm not sure who on here you were expecting would know to satisfy your serious inquiry @Twizz . My first visit to AP since the last home game will be on Saturday. Perhaps you should wait until 6pm on Saturday and restart the thread.
Did laugh at this. One of my favourite things about having a forum like this is the weird community in-jokes that develop, you just don't get that on big platform social media as most people on those are more than just their niche special interest.
Either no one spotted my oblique ecclesiastic reference at 4:17, or its not as funny as I thought?
If Bishop ever signs I'll be denied a rich vein of material.
That would have got a thumb or two in the Bishop thread.
The Aristocrats!
Wow, that's us told.
I'm glad I didn't storm in with a "what are you lot doing in the toilets for so long to worry about their condition"
I think it's going to turn out that Nathan Bishop doesn't even exist.
Stock them in the club shop with the byline “I’m ready for 10 minutes of injury time are you?”
Nah
just “hanging around.”
I went down to the club today and must say the new skyline zip wire is phenomenal!
It’s £3.50 a go, and you access it by taking the steps to the Frank Adams Stand behind the away end. From there, they let you through behind the security office, climb the step ladder and hop on the roof.
The safety team (brought in from Wendover Woods where they have experience working at Go Ape) will buckle you up and send you on the zip wire right across to the Whites Beaconsfield Terrace.
Don’t worry you won’t get hurt, you aim towards the left hand side of the goal where Stocko used to warm up in front of the 12ft netting.
That is what catches you and breaks your fall.
You then get gathered up by Burton Albion stewards looking for extra cash, and if you land well they give you one of the many inflatables we donated up there last season as a prize. I heard the Wimbledon stewards applied (but legend has it they are
dickheads sorry twats sorrylacking in Customer Service skills.Effectively, you copy the route taken by Steve Guppy when he ‘did Runcorn from his own half’ (although 30ft higher).
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5 Minutes of Added Time
(Tea Bar) Bitching
Go Smithy Go
Something Better Change (At Half-time)
Straighten Out (The Back Four Line)
Duch Of The (Home) Terrace
Old Bodger
Enough Time (Wasting)
Goodbye Toulouse(ing Mentality)
Only the early Stranglers for me.