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Unconfirmed reports that the walls of the dressing room have been painted black and the team will run out to Asleep by The Smiths.

Gape confirmed at Shrewsbury

Perhaps the club could rustle together a 1:34 video on Morley's time here to give some closure!

I'm pretty sure McCleary was at pains in his post-match interview on Saturday to give credit to Matty B.

And the club already having the new manager lined up.

Taking their time announcing it if so!

And that the team that did then post something, would then be sacked for posting a video.

That's the top three completed!

That and the media team being sacked because nothing had been posted.

'the club won't let them,' was certainly one of the wildest things we were asked to believe last week.

Meanwhile in Exeter, they are having a parade because they don't have to play Morley again this season.