Not watching the game but according to BBC Sport we failed to have a single touch in the attacking box for the first quarter of the game, I think for the first time this season. Even such a stat suggests the formation is not working.
In related news, Mike Dodds has taken over as manager of The Beatles, putting John on castanets, Paul on the xylophone, and bringing in a vacuum cleaner to sing lead vocals.
Birmingham and Wrexham have gone for the more traditional trying to score approach today and are both winning, they'll be gutted to find out how far behind the latest coaching techniques they are.
This is like a final day game between two teams placed 12th and 15th. They can’t even leapfrog each other. Both are safe with nothing to play for. Except we’re supposed to be playing for promotion and our fixture list is extremely unfavourable. We should be busting some serious guts to win this. What a shit first half.
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This is boring as fuck. Please attack lads.
When Simons and Humphreys are given a bit of space to drive, it really changes things. They're the only ones not aimlessly pumping it to the channels.
Grimmer is not able to have the whole flank on his own. He's isolated, pressed and we lose it every time it gets there
Not watching the game but according to BBC Sport we failed to have a single touch in the attacking box for the first quarter of the game, I think for the first time this season. Even such a stat suggests the formation is not working.
This is ridiculous - what are we watching here??
I’m watching and can confirm it’s not working. It’s hilariously bad.
10 days working on what?
Does Dodds have a 0-0 bonus written into his contract? Struggling for other theories.
Lommy wants to go to Wembley for the playoff final.
Knighthood for Phil for making this sound better than drying paint.
At least we know the Bloomfield fiasco wasn't just personal. The owners really do hate exciting football.
In related news, Mike Dodds has taken over as manager of The Beatles, putting John on castanets, Paul on the xylophone, and bringing in a vacuum cleaner to sing lead vocals.
This is incomprehensible
Crowd are rightly fuming. They should all go ask for a refund.
Birmingham and Wrexham have gone for the more traditional trying to score approach today and are both winning, they'll be gutted to find out how far behind the latest coaching techniques they are.
He'd turn the Beatles into Oasis
I can see a big loud half time boo coming on!
Lovely passing move breaks down with a poor pass by Reach. It shows the limits on what happens at this level.
Also Kone has probably fouled more times than he's touched the ball
Have to disagree with @BrianJeeves68 for once, if Kone keeps elbowing people I'd rather the ref didn't get on top of it.
Winning went out with 4-4-2.
Dodderyball - feel the excitement!
Correction. He'd turn the Beatles into Northside.
This is the stupidest game of football I’ve seen since the last one. What the actual fuck are we doing.
If Wycombe was a kingdom, this would be treason.
This is bad, 40 mins and not a shot on target…
I'd like to propose sacking data.
This is like a final day game between two teams placed 12th and 15th. They can’t even leapfrog each other. Both are safe with nothing to play for. Except we’re supposed to be playing for promotion and our fixture list is extremely unfavourable. We should be busting some serious guts to win this. What a shit first half.
We had a touch in the box! New chant?
I'm following the game on the Gasroom and it sounds abysmal.
Has a halftime whistle ever won a Nobel Prize?
I'd say it looks worse than it sounds but I have blood in my eyes.