Gasroom Cliché Bingo
If we're going to have a whole thread devoted to Blooms' catchphrase, let's balance it up with a thread of Gasroom Cliché Bingo.
I'll kick off...
- "I hope I'm proved wrong" - translation: I hope I'm proved right
- "I for one..." - you're not Spartacus and nor is your wife
Feel free to down thumb me if I ever use either.
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‘Absolutely unprecedented’ = not seen that happen for a few months.
’But what if that sex offender was a carpet fitter?’ = I think I am a sage from the days of Question Time when it was watchable.
'Opportunity missed by the club....'
"that was a shitshow..." generally used to describe a subpar performance especially when we won
"cue abuse"
Nearly forgot “you’re not allowed to have a different opinion on here”, often accompanied by its bedfellow “the gasroom mafia”.
"Have you heard any gouda cheese puns lately?"
I've only been on the Gasroom a few weeks and already find myself prone to a 'hope I'm proven wrong', usually in relation to my disagreement over Blooms' tactics.
I promise I mean it though! I'd much rather be proven wrong and his tactics come off than be proven right and see the team lose, as I'm sure any fan would agree!
“This”
Brie
Soft and delious on your tongue
‘He grew up in High Wycombe”
"must win"
‘One of our own’
Nick Freeman
"I was in line behind it"
“I was right in line, never off side”
Bad attitude, wants out, downed tools etc
..ie wasn't doing a jig for 90 minutes and might have disagreed with something
"Nick is a mucho gusto, um, good boy?" (or anything similar said by LX1 on his nightshift)
Cressex
Mainly on the original Gasroom but also occasionally on here...
"shimmering ape"
'piss-soaked chinos'
No plan B
"The Player"
We go again
I'm going to sue you
The gas room mafia 😂. Have we a definitive list of members?
Surprised no one has mentioned that evergreen, "Must win game".
Comes close
That was a nailed on pen.
That will teach me to read carefully rather thna just skim down @micra