Did they give him one of those £55 winter jackets?
Voucher for 2 burgers and chips
I'd pay him substantially more than that never to show his face at AP again
MPs getting gifts of any size (declared and undeclaredski) is always heart-warming. Democracy in action.
I thought you'd spelled "grift" wrong in the thread title.
£100 to push through a new access road seems a good deal to me. Money well spent.