just a random thought for a Friday
which job has more job security:
Chancellor of the Exchequer or manager of Watford?
Trick question - there's been four of each this year
Amazing fact but excluding one guy who died, the three shortest serving Chancellors in all British history have all been in this parliament. Absolute fecking shambles. Time for the Tories to be relegated methinks.
Or, better still, liquidated.
If you are a financial minded minister who also has time to manage a football team for a few weeks, you could be quids in.
Still plenty of year for both numbers to change
Oh come on, you don't sack your chancellor after a few weeks in the job even if you're trying to save your political a**e.😃
The Cabinet must resemble a chimpanzees' tea party nowadays!
I'd imagine any mention of the word "party" would have them all coming out in a severe sweat after the lockdown drama.
I think it's more of a Mad Hatter's Tea Party
Job swap opportunity? Would you go Ranieri or Hodgson for Chancellor, and then Hammond or Osborne for Watford?
Don't care what Watford do but at least one more (probably 2) PMs this year would help
I think Boris would be a great fit for Watford and perhaps Kwasi as a Finance Director for Derby. There can only be one option as Chancellor, Gareth.
Hodgson would be really dull and play it safe, but that's probably what we need right now!
Zahawi for Watford cos he'll have his bags packed ready for when his replacement arrives.
Doubt whether the Washington washing’s dry yet.
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Trick question - there's been four of each this year
Amazing fact but excluding one guy who died, the three shortest serving Chancellors in all British history have all been in this parliament. Absolute fecking shambles. Time for the Tories to be relegated methinks.
Or, better still, liquidated.
If you are a financial minded minister who also has time to manage a football team for a few weeks, you could be quids in.
Still plenty of year for both numbers to change
Oh come on, you don't sack your chancellor after a few weeks in the job even if you're trying to save your political a**e.😃
The Cabinet must resemble a chimpanzees' tea party nowadays!
I'd imagine any mention of the word "party" would have them all coming out in a severe sweat after the lockdown drama.
I think it's more of a Mad Hatter's Tea Party
Job swap opportunity? Would you go Ranieri or Hodgson for Chancellor, and then Hammond or Osborne for Watford?
Don't care what Watford do but at least one more (probably 2) PMs this year would help
I think Boris would be a great fit for Watford and perhaps Kwasi as a Finance Director for Derby. There can only be one option as Chancellor, Gareth.
Hodgson would be really dull and play it safe, but that's probably what we need right now!
Zahawi for Watford cos he'll have his bags packed ready for when his replacement arrives.
Doubt whether the Washington washing’s dry yet.