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There's always someone worse off than you. Britains worst football team have been enjoying marginally better results this season when they can manage to play. Bad weather has meant they haven't played a home game since October. Apparently their home game this weekend is in serious doubt The condition of the pitch is not helped by the local stags straying onto the pitch even during training.! It's tough at the bottom.