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Since everything in the garden is rosy, let me attempt to resurrect the (fanciful) score prediction threads of two seasons ago:
Buoyed by the innumerable summer signings and several pints of Rebellion with Pete Couhig in the car park beforehand, Gareth names himself in the starting eleven and bags an early hat-trick against the predictably porous back four of Bolton who fail to turn up after half their remaining players refuse to turn out without receiving their back pay and the other half are told by their mums that they can't play because they'll miss their bed time.
Wanderers 48 - Bolton Kitmen 0