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Rule changes for next season

Just reading up on these, so I won't make a fool of myself shouting at referees for making decisions that would previously have been erroneous but now won't be: https://www.the-ra.org/news/ifab-law-changes-2019-2020

Comments

  • I see a couple of those are aimed at reducing time wasting. Time for plan B Gaffer :-)

  • I'm gonna need some help with the amendment to handball - what's the difference between making the body unnaturally bigger and making the body naturally bigger?

  • Make sure any substituted player is in the centre circle for maximal time wasting.
    Not the old send them to the opposite wing routine 10secs before.

  • @Wisdom_Of_Harry said:
    I'm gonna need some help with the amendment to handball - what's the difference between making the body unnaturally bigger and making the body naturally bigger?

    Hopefully the referees deem Bayo's body to be "naturally" bigger!

  • One rule I would like to see brought in is that when a team takes a corner kick the ball must travel at least 10 yards. This would stop the time wasting tactic used by many teams ,including our team , of keeping the ball by the corner flag near the end of games. Not good for the game as a spectacle .

  • @Wisdom_Of_Harry said:
    I'm gonna need some help with the amendment to handball - what's the difference between making the body unnaturally bigger and making the body naturally bigger?

    One comes from steroids, the other from crisps

  • My suggestion of steroid flavour crisps was sadly rejected by Walkers.

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  • Could be an opening for a new brand of crisps: Weightlifters

  • @Wendoverman said:
    My suggestion of steroid flavour crisps was sadly rejected by Walkers.

    I heard they experimented with the flavor, but the crisps would no longer fit in the bag.

  • edited May 28

    My suggestion of steroid flavour crisps wad rejecte> @Shev said:

    @Wendoverman said:
    My suggestion of steroid flavour crisps was sadly rejected by Walkers.

    I heard they experimented with the flavor, but the crisps would no longer fit in the bag.

    And I understand the focus group discussion went from mild disagreement to paranoid argument to physical violence very quickly...

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  • @Wendoverman said:
    My suggestion of steroid flavour crisps wad rejecte> @Shev said:

    @Wendoverman said:
    My suggestion of steroid flavour crisps was sadly rejected by Walkers.

    I heard they experimented with the flavor, but the crisps would no longer fit in the bag.

    And I understand the focus group discussion went from mild disagreement to paranoid argument to physical violence very quickly...

    The moral of the story is to never discuss important matters outside Tescos.

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  • Thankfully we in the Gasroom always stop at paranoid arguments...

  • @Shev said:
    Thankfully we in the Gasroom always stop at paranoid arguments...

    Wait, what, is this a dig at me?

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