Rule changes for next season
Just reading up on these, so I won't make a fool of myself shouting at referees for making decisions that would previously have been erroneous but now won't be: https://www.the-ra.org/news/ifab-law-changes-2019-2020
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Just reading up on these, so I won't make a fool of myself shouting at referees for making decisions that would previously have been erroneous but now won't be: https://www.the-ra.org/news/ifab-law-changes-2019-2020
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I see a couple of those are aimed at reducing time wasting. Time for plan B Gaffer :-)
I'm gonna need some help with the amendment to handball - what's the difference between making the body unnaturally bigger and making the body naturally bigger?
Make sure any substituted player is in the centre circle for maximal time wasting.
Not the old send them to the opposite wing routine 10secs before.
Hopefully the referees deem Bayo's body to be "naturally" bigger!
One rule I would like to see brought in is that when a team takes a corner kick the ball must travel at least 10 yards. This would stop the time wasting tactic used by many teams ,including our team , of keeping the ball by the corner flag near the end of games. Not good for the game as a spectacle .
One comes from steroids, the other from crisps
My suggestion of steroid flavour crisps was sadly rejected by Walkers.
Could be an opening for a new brand of crisps: Weightlifters
I heard they experimented with the flavor, but the crisps would no longer fit in the bag.
My suggestion of steroid flavour crisps wad rejecte> @Shev said:
And I understand the focus group discussion went from mild disagreement to paranoid argument to physical violence very quickly...
The moral of the story is to never discuss important matters outside Tescos.
Thankfully we in the Gasroom always stop at paranoid arguments...
Wait, what, is this a dig at me?