Derek Adams Song
Forgive the language!!
Derek Adams is a wanker
He wears a wankers hat
He gets pissed off with Wycombe
Coz he is a fucking twat
We love to beat The Pilgrims
Just to piss him off
We can hear him moaning still
But he can just fuck off
Or against his team..
...Just to piss you off
We can hear you moaning still
So why don’t you fuck off
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Oh dear
Oh dear indeed.
Disgraceful...Has a ring to it.
Imagine rhyming off with off.
@wycwyc I think I remember you from this
ah bless
I really do think we are better as a lub than that. The best way to deal with a screaming spoilt child who cannot get their own way is to ignore them until the tantrum has worn them out..........
To “Wait Mr Postman”
Wait, just a minute Derek Adams,
Stop finding excuses Derek Adams,
Derek Adams can’t you see,
There’s a player with an injury,
He could be down for a long long time,
If he’s treated he will be just fine.
Cries out this morning, moaning to everyone,
"Three little points, pinched off my doorstep".
Joe swings in a sweet one, the ball flies pure and true,
Tucked home by Gozie Ugwu.
All together now...
Could also just sing "Time Is On My Side" by the Rolling Stones.