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Is it ok to go to a premier league match

LX1LX1
edited August 2018 in Football

If you think you might get laid?

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  • railwaysteverailwaysteve
    edited August 2018

    Only if Wycombe are playing.

  • WendovermanWendoverman

    Which team are you hoping to lay?

  • micramicra

    Which team are you hoping to get laid by?

  • WendovermanWendoverman

    @micra dragging the whole tone down...;-)

  • micramicra

    If I only knew what it’s all about!

  • Jonny_KingJonny_King

    If we're serious about getting attendances up, getting laid is an option we should be offering to the casual supporter's matchday experience. Bring this up at the Fan's Council @LX1.

  • WendovermanWendoverman

    @Jonny_King spot on! We don;t even have to actually offer it, just hint it might be available. Admittedly it will mean a lot of people (Let's face it I mean middle -aged men...) wandering about looking expectant but as long as they pay up...

  • bookerteasebookertease

    Nah. Leave it to the Premier League (says a past-middle age man)

  • Jonny_KingJonny_King

    @Wendoverman The club is looking for volunteers, so I'll put myself forward as flirt-in-chief for the Valley terrace if it helps. Imagine the look of disappointment on their middle-aged male faces...

  • WendovermanWendoverman

    I admire your selfless devotion to the club @Jonny_King but I can see where this plan could go disastrously wrong very quickly...

  • micramicra

    Whether the facial expression was one of disappointment or not, I reckon.

  • MidlanderMidlander

    LX is a Manchester United/Ginger Spice supporter.

  • micramicra

    Not sure about the Ginger bit.

  • Morris_ItalMorris_Ital

    @Jonny_King said:
    If we're serious about getting attendances up, getting laid is an option we should be offering to the casual supporter's matchday experience. Bring this up at the Fan's Council @LX1.

    I’m thinking of a scratchcard in the matchday programme

  • LX1LX1

    Who would have imagined in 1992 that Manu would be in the Conference?

  • ValleyWandererValleyWanderer

    Sorry @LX1, I'm not with that??

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