There once was a lad called Richie
Who's balls were terrible itchy
They came out his mouth
On account of the bollocks he'd spout
When called out he'd get rather bitchy
oh no @rmjlondon it had been going so well...amusingly odd profile pictures...getting slightly less negative...some people posting that they actually find themselves agreeing with you...and you have to spoil it richie.
Ainsworth is in a right state
Richie's turned up an hour too late
Without his tactical knowledge
And E grades from college
The result is left but to fate
While sweeping the floor in the shop
Richie waited for nuggets to drop.
He'd listen for goss
From the mouth of the boss
Or he'd make something up just to pass time and get a bit of attention.
Comments
When?
Is it Ruth?
bored again Richie? quiet in the shop?
Is it a loan? What's he on?
What's his inside leg measurement Richie?
The play off final keeper has finally arrived?
I have the same prediction, not sure which season though?
This guy? http://www.1st4goalkeeping.co.uk/About-Us.html
This one? http://www.chicagotribune.com/suburbs/franklin-park/sports/ct-fhj-leyden-soccer-ruth-merlos-tl-0518-20170515-story.html
This one? https://www.ussoccer.com/players/2016/02/16/21/16/ruth-jones#tab-1
Who is richie and how does he know all this stuff?
@Wendoverman - Richie is Gareth's bezzy mate.
Dickhead
That's your answer to Who is Richie?
Seems fair.
It's his most accurate post of all time.
There once was a lad called Richie
Who's balls were terrible itchy
They came out his mouth
On account of the bollocks he'd spout
When called out he'd get rather bitchy
oh no @rmjlondon it had been going so well...amusingly odd profile pictures...getting slightly less negative...some people posting that they actually find themselves agreeing with you...and you have to spoil it richie.
b+ @bill_stickers, the 4th line doesn't scan too well.
I agree the metre is somewhat off. I'll try better next time.
A user named rmjlondon
was fond of a dodgy prediction
His great love of Ruth
and hatred of truth
all led to this shit predilection
He used to be called Richie Mayes
back in his pre-banning days
He's got a new name
but his game is the same
All his transfer rumours are bollocks
you're getting there @drcongo
Rhyming is not my forté
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37026453
You had me for a second there @Chris
Here's one for 3 o'clock this Saturday
Ainsworth is in a right state
Richie's turned up an hour too late
Without his tactical knowledge
And E grades from college
The result is left but to fate
While sweeping the floor in the shop
Richie waited for nuggets to drop.
He'd listen for goss
From the mouth of the boss
Or he'd make something up just to pass time and get a bit of attention.
well done
@HCblue You've got my knack for rhyming and @bill_stickers' ear for metre.