Alternative Scott Kashket song
Hadn't realised that Scott Sinclair was such a big hit north of the border - wonder if we can initiate our own version for the mercurial Mr Kashket?
"Oh he's Scotty Kashket and he is so wonderful,
When he scores a goal, oh it's beautiful, it's magical.
When he runs down your wing he's fast as lightening, oh it's frightening,
And it makes all the boys sing...
Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh-duh,
Duh, duh, duh, duh-duh-duh"
etc.
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Why would we need an alternative?
He current Kashket song is one of the best we've ever had.
I have to avoid the temptation to sing "Scotty I hardly knew yer" at the end
If someone could come up with some words to the first part of the incumbent Kashket song, that would make it 100% brilliant...
He came to us from Orient Kashket Kashket. They said he couldn't find the net Kashket Kashket. He scores them with his left and right and Orient are fucking shite Scottie Kashket scores another goal.
When the ball arrives at Kashket's feet,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll get to see his skills so sweet,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The men will cheer and the boys will shout
The ladies they will all turn out
And Scottie Kashket
Scores another goal!
You thought he couldn't get through again (you're wrong you're wrong)
You thought you had him marked again (you're wrong you're wrong)
You thought he couldn't get through again look at the ball in the net again
Scotty Kashkett scores another goal
Agreed.
I like this one although as an alternative to abusing Orient may I suggest...
He scores them with his left and right despite his apparent lack of height
Good idea (but then I am an old fuddie duddie!). Trying to think of a two syllable adjective which would scan better (and perhaps be more apt) than apparent.
Seeming?
What's wrong with 'There's only one Scott Kashket?'
How about 'despite his lack of strength and height'?
Gets my vote.
Me too!
The current song is fine, isn't it?
I wouldn't change it.
If you really want to add words, we could get all political, especially when visiting Brisbane Road and the vile man, Becchetti.
Orient kicked him out because he's a jew, a jew
But that don't make him better or worse than you, than you
Discrimination's a terrible thing
But its given us Scottie on the wing
And Scottie Kashket scored another goal.
Becchetti kicked him out because he's a jew. a jew
We're bloody pleased that he's become a blue, a blue
Black or white, muslim or jew
We don't give a damn about religion or hue
When Scottie Kashket scores another goal
Have you got concrete evidence about the reason Orient released Kashket
was solely down to him being Jewish ?????
I don't think Scottie Kashket lacks strength.
Also fairly sure his lack of height doesn't affect his ability to move his left and right legs either