Christmas time
Blackman Pierre time
Chairboys sing in Wanderers rhyme
With bloomfield in the middle
And Kashket up front
What more in the World could a Wycombe man want?
A ray of hope flickers in the sky
A tiny star lights up way up high
All across the land dawns a brand new morn
A Matt Bloomfield pass, then Scott Kashket scores
A silent wish sails the seven seas
The winds of change whisper in the trees
And Argyle's defence, crumbled tossed and torn
Luke O'Nien's pass, then Scott Kashket scores
Sky and dark blue, settles all around
You got the feel, you're on solid ground
For a game or two no one seems forlorn
Akinfenwa pass, then Scott Kashket scores
[Spoken:]
And all of this happens, because the world is waiting.
Waiting for one striker; Black-white-yellow, no one knows...
But a striker that will sign and turn tears to laughter,
Possession to goals, goals into points and everyone to everyone's neighbour,
And goal drought and Ainsworth out will be words to be forgotten forever.
It's all a dream and illusion now,
It must come true sometime soon somehow,
All across the land dawns a brand new morn,
A Paris pass, then Scott Kashket scores
I'll re-enter my effort from after Chesterfield slightly amended, not because it is any good but because I cant be arsed to work on another and it probably belongs better here.
Chairboys roasting those that have a Hoe
O'nien nipping at their toes
Yule tide songs being sung by a choir
Of chairboys dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows that Blackman and Aaron Pierre
Help to make the season bright
Chairboys fans with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep that night
They know that Scottie K is on his way
Scoring goals and assists every day
And every chairboys child is gonna spy
To see if Bayo really knows how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To clubs from one to ninety two (and Stourbridge!)
You'll never beat a team with Matt B and Paul Hayes
But Merry Christmas to you
@Wig_and_Pen effort superb. Just one minor quibble. Might be my singing but I had difficulty fitting the notes of "We Three KIngs" (assuming that's the intended tune) to the third and fourth lines but definitely a 9.
Above comment relates only to singable offerings; for very different (literate/creative) reasons, @eric_plant's contribution is brilliant. (Suppose I ought, in all modesty, to add the time-honoured acronym IMHO.)
Try tacking the To from line 4 onto the end of line 3 @micra. Not perfect but I think it just about works. Happy with a 9 from a professional wordsmith though!
@Wig_and_Pen said:
Try tacking the To from line 4 onto the end of line 3 micra. Not perfect but I think it just about works. Happy with a 9 from a professional wordsmith though!
Probably me. Second verse (or should that be chorus) works perfectly. Would work on its own very effectively and easy for even the more elderly among us to remember. 10 for that bit!
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Hark! Now hear
The Wycombe sing
The ColU run away
And we will fight forever more
Because of Boxing Day
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed!
The little Lord Jesus
Looked up and he said...
WE HATE COLU
WE HATE COLU
Christmas time
Blackman Pierre time
Chairboys sing in Wanderers rhyme
With bloomfield in the middle
And Kashket up front
What more in the World could a Wycombe man want?
I like the first one.
Enjoyed this simple one last Saturday at Notts C
Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way
Oh what fun it is to sing
When Wycombe win away
Even I knew that tune
A ray of hope flickers in the sky
A tiny star lights up way up high
All across the land dawns a brand new morn
A Matt Bloomfield pass, then Scott Kashket scores
A silent wish sails the seven seas
The winds of change whisper in the trees
And Argyle's defence, crumbled tossed and torn
Luke O'Nien's pass, then Scott Kashket scores
Sky and dark blue, settles all around
You got the feel, you're on solid ground
For a game or two no one seems forlorn
Akinfenwa pass, then Scott Kashket scores
[Spoken:]
And all of this happens, because the world is waiting.
Waiting for one striker; Black-white-yellow, no one knows...
But a striker that will sign and turn tears to laughter,
Possession to goals, goals into points and everyone to everyone's neighbour,
And goal drought and Ainsworth out will be words to be forgotten forever.
It's all a dream and illusion now,
It must come true sometime soon somehow,
All across the land dawns a brand new morn,
A Paris pass, then Scott Kashket scores
Scott Kashket from Orient came
They would hardly give him a game
Ainsworth beckoned so he headed
To Wycombe to make his name
Oh-oh Scott of wonder, Scott of light, Scott who gives defenders frights
Freely scoring, chasing glory
Take us to the League 2 heights
@Wig_and_Pen That's easily my favourite so far.
I'll re-enter my effort from after Chesterfield slightly amended, not because it is any good but because I cant be arsed to work on another and it probably belongs better here.
Chairboys roasting those that have a Hoe
O'nien nipping at their toes
Yule tide songs being sung by a choir
Of chairboys dressed up like Eskimos
Everybody knows that Blackman and Aaron Pierre
Help to make the season bright
Chairboys fans with their eyes all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep that night
They know that Scottie K is on his way
Scoring goals and assists every day
And every chairboys child is gonna spy
To see if Bayo really knows how to fly
And so I'm offering this simple phrase
To clubs from one to ninety two (and Stourbridge!)
You'll never beat a team with Matt B and Paul Hayes
But Merry Christmas to you
@Wig_and_Pen Hail the saviour of a poor self endulgent thread. One single ray of light in a sea of forced rhymes and cliches. Brilliant.
If the morons behind the goal had a brain between them this would ring around Adams Park on Saturday.
Ha! What a miserable old git Righty has become
Pretty sh*t at spelling too.
I've never not been a miserable git @eric_plant . The old bit has come along more recently. The reappearance of @DevC doesn't help my mood either.
Love that one song though. That made me smile. If only we had a set of vocal supporters clever enough to sing it.
@Wig_and_Pen effort superb. Just one minor quibble. Might be my singing but I had difficulty fitting the notes of "We Three KIngs" (assuming that's the intended tune) to the third and fourth lines but definitely a 9.
Above comment relates only to singable offerings; for very different (literate/creative) reasons, @eric_plant's contribution is brilliant. (Suppose I ought, in all modesty, to add the time-honoured acronym IMHO.)
And poetic.
Try tacking the To from line 4 onto the end of line 3 @micra. Not perfect but I think it just about works. Happy with a 9 from a professional wordsmith though!
Probably me. Second verse (or should that be chorus) works perfectly. Would work on its own very effectively and easy for even the more elderly among us to remember. 10 for that bit!