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So as our next opponents are Crawley, about whom I know very little, I googled them, and although we've shared a few players (Sergio being perhaps the most high profile), I didn't realise Ian Simpemba used to play for them too.
Turns out he's at Eastbourne Borough (presumably part-time) but has also infiltrated the glamorous, fast-moving world of insurance sales:
Mr P Brown (presumably not Phil) certainly seems very impressed with his sales skills.