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Was talking to a colleague this evening who's a Portsmouth regular. Tells me that Will Norris is a brilliant shot stopper but dreadful at distribution (interesting and not what I expected to hear given "data"). Also that he's the life and soul of parties off the pitch but demands to be the centre of attention at all times. And also that after he was dropped following the 6-1 defeat to Stoke earlier this season Norris refused to accept a seat on the sub's bench and was subsequently made available for transfer.

All this just gossip but apparently well established among Portsmouth fans. Hopefully none of it true but as he was telling me it I could only think of Max Stryjek....

I worry about the Danes. You don’t have to be a conspiracy theorist to think their signing was based on getting the Danish manager who turned us down.

Hopefully they’ll prove themselves as worth every penny. But there’s definitely a scenario where they return home on loan in the summer never to be seen again.

Sounds like daylight robbery, so probably about right.

chill, Man. There is nothing like a Dane. They're both improving with every snatched sighting. Only conscription to go and defend Greenland can keep them from next season's cult herodom.

Rav or Norris? Norris.

Does he break up the Low and Bradley combination to bring in Taylor? I don't think so.

Does Simons come in? Surely.

The Trainpal app is good and tends to be a bit cheaper than Trainline.

Trainline

On behalf on of groundkeepers, knee slides should be banned! Stick to an arm in the air, with a little skip if you are really pleased, like they used to.