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I'd snap both your hands off for Kodua on a permanent

Only if we'd signed him yesterday - on a Sundae.

West Ham fans are pretty confident that Gideon is staying with us on a permanent deal. And I think that is a great deal that suits all. Norris seems a done deal. Jellis I am not sure about. Surely Anders is the player for the future.

any ice cream included in the deal?

Jellis, Norris and turning Kodua's loan into a permanent I reckon

Sad news - thought we might get one last cameo. What a superb servant to the club and so glad he'll continue to be with us for the foreseeable future.

Kone to a Premier League club for 10 million but loaned back to us for the season.

He gets a dream move and we get to enjoy him for a bit longer.

Reported by Carlisle who should probably know.

I think it's also how Sky brand their rolling transfer deadline day coverage.

Kudos to the St Johnstone fans who on their 1999 visit to AS Monaco sang the old "In your Monaco slums..." ditty much to the bemusement of the locals.