Best Of

I want us to sign Priestly Farquharson because that is a bloody brilliant name. No idea if he is any good, none at all, but what a name

The little guy from Shrek?

Jack Young will stay at Dorking till the end of the season.

Matton and Dotse are back from Bracknell. I get the impression they did quite well there but you'd hope so at such a low level.

Brody Peart seems to be impressing at Basingtoke.

Only Woodhouse seems to be pulling up any trees. Still 20 definitely a poss future backup in a back three at LCB and LWB to Harvie in a four.

He’s tall

Our Dane

He’s just beaten you again

Hagelskjær, Hagelskjær

(How-uls-care, How-uls-care)

Wolves have signed Emmanuel Agbadou. If ever there was a ready-made chant...

This barely needs the lyrics changing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlNhD0oS5pk

Hopefully we can sign someone from Glanford Park, so we can say we sign players from Molde & Scunny - as per the mid-90s Catatonia song.