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I would simply have a poster in our Academy that says 'Be more Darius and less Dean'

We've had a massive hoodoo over Rovers for the last few years now. Long may that continue

Perfectly. I’ve been retired for 30 years and have all the time in the world. Lucky in a way but now virtually housebound because of several serious health issues.

Hope you and your boy have a great evening.

For me it's a pity that the Rotherham game is the same night that the Chairgirls play Reading at Adams Park.

Gosh, what strange times we’re living in. A ten year old surely ought to be able to keep pace with his dad.

And am I alone in being bemused by @benks’ first paragraph?

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The other week I was visiting a friend who lives in a block of flats. We went to go out for a drink and I got in the lifts. He stood there looking at me in an odd way, and then I realised he lives on the ground floor.

It was slightly rushed and not fully checked.

But basically, I don't get to games that often, for a variety of reasons, so this is a rare trip out. As its half term I'm bringing my son to his first home game, I took him to wembley last season.

My wife's family are all Stoke City fans, and my son has been indoctrinated into following them, so trying to get a bit of WWFC into him.

Hope it clarifies.