We could sing Who ate all the pies or you fat bast*rd arghhh. (View Post)

How about watching booker garden centre rather than cressex filling station (View Post)

While he scored some great goals defencivly he was poor with little pace. Josh made him look good (View Post)

Can they afford to pay him or anyone's wages (View Post)

BREAKING NEWS. The photographer is on holiday and we can't get photos of our new recruits. He due back on Thursday (View Post)