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  • Brilliant timing - Vokesey back tonight, on the bench!

  • Imagine the scenes when he comes on and scores a hattrick!!!

  • Bloomfield originally ruled him out of the game saying it was too soon.

  • It's going to be like drunk scrabble, isn't it.

  • Vokes on the bench, a sight to see,

    Finally recovered from his injured knee.

    Will he light up the game tonight?

    Or will we bring on Hanlan?...oh fuck....oh shite.

  • There's a lot of non-poems in this thread

    Come on people use your head

    There's another thread for this kind of chat

    Post your non-rhyming stuff in that

  • edited January 10

    Teams are out - still no Right Back

    Off to start a cup run? We'll be right back

  • If we play three at the back again,

    It's not a question of 'if' but 'when'

    We conceed a sloppy goal,

    And then there's a huge lull


    Our passing sideways doesn't work

    The data tells us and that's a perk,

    On comes our new Dane,

    Who passes forward again and again,


    Vokes chips in a header,

    And Kone gives it a leather,

    2-1 to the Wyc,

    @drcongo... to the foreign stream, quick!

  • Apologies @Twizz for changing the title

    If it makes you challenge me to a fight I'll

    concede in mere seconds, or possibly faster

    I'm a chicken shit, lily-livered, cowardly bastard

  • A good opportunity to hand out some minutes,

    The recent flurry of games pushing regulars to their limits.

    I don't mind a bit of rotation,

    In the famous cup adored by the nation.

    After all, why should we treat the cup with respect?

    Moving our game to a Friday with no TV coverage, is tough to accept.

    It is a squad game, and that we must remember,

    With a pile-up of fixtures since early December.

    The league is our focus, to the cups we may yield,

    We're on our way to the Championship - with Matty Bloomfield!

  • Shamal George leaves early to attend to his twins,

    He wants to teach them what it means to see Wycombe win.

  • How close was that?!

  • That's neat that's neat

    That's neat oh heck

    I really love your tiger neck

  • Do all poems have to rhyme?

    Oh bugger!

    I'll finish this one another time.

  • @Lloyd2084

    I read the thread title too fast,

    And the editing time had gone past,

    My parking fears were allayed,

    By the game we just played,

    But you were right there to take me to task.

  • Poems don't have to rhyme

    The rhyming is a bugger

    But when Wycombe reach the 4th round of the oldest Cup

    Orange

  • Well done all you budding understudies for Oily Sailor. Only on the Gasroom.

  • The gasroom is on the ropes until oilysailor returns

    Imho

  • We signed Bradley to replace Caleb Taylor (Who’s done well!),

    But we’re struggling to replace @oilysailor

  • edited January 11

    When we were Little Wycombe

    He was our self styled bard

    But once we hit the big time

    @oilysailor showed us his own red card

    Come back @oilysailor

    You’ll never be forgotten

    When it comes to penning FA Cup odes the rest of us are pretty rotten

  • Getting back to football matters. As a matter of interest is the undersoil pitch heating still in use? At one time it was a source of constant discussion. Without it the match must have been in doubt so I assume it still works.

  • Without our lovely undersoil it would have been quite slippy

    Limiting young Gideon who really is quite nippy

    He might not be the strongest when playing at the back

    But he looks pretty lethal when moving to attack

    And if you need a hard man to stop the opposition

    Just call on Sonny Bradley to take up that position

    His friends all say he’s lovely, the epitome of class

    Try telling that to forwards as he knocks them on their ass

    And finally there’s Kone, a lad of twenty one

    Loving every moment whilst scoring just for fun

    He’s getting us promoted, he’s taking Wycombe up

    And just to make it sweeter, we’ll win the fucking cup!

  • edited January 12

    Keeping with the title of this thread 👇

    Having swept aside pompey

    we have the prize of PNE

    or maybe Charlton? No one knows!

    Either way I still can’t feel my frickin toes 🥶

  • The toes have thawed, the draw’s been done,

    At Deepdale or the Valley we’ll continue the run.

    But hearts have sunk and it’s all gone flat

    ‘Cos we’ll have to do it without our Matt.

  • Oh bugger, we’re fucked

    The dream has just died!

    Goodbye Mr Wycombe

    Goodbye to round 5

  • edited January 13

    It was all perfect for a while

    The Wanderers top of the pile.

    Taylor and Morley going caused a lull

    Doubts about Low going left us loads to mull.


    New loanee came in, a vet

    He'll be like Keogh yelped one get

    A return to wingbacks, inevitable loss

    Thankfully a one off trial said the boss.


    The cup win v Pompey left us all on a high

    New record signing on the bench, ready to fly.

    Another Danish fella lined up, all looking swell

    But alas, a sudden descent into hell


    Bloomy's off - to bloody Luton Town

    What the owner's always wanted according to some with a frown

    The new guy has been lined up from the start they say

    Apparently sat in a portacabin on the beach for 200 day


    What happens next will be fun to see

    A guaranteed Gasroom discombobulation for @micra to read about on a midnight pee

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