Brilliant timing - Vokesey back tonight, on the bench!
Imagine the scenes when he comes on and scores a hattrick!!!
Bloomfield originally ruled him out of the game saying it was too soon.
It's going to be like drunk scrabble, isn't it.
Vokes on the bench, a sight to see,
Finally recovered from his injured knee.
Will he light up the game tonight?
Or will we bring on Hanlan?...oh fuck....oh shite.
The data said otherwise!
There's a lot of non-poems in this thread
Come on people use your head
There's another thread for this kind of chat
Post your non-rhyming stuff in that
Teams are out - still no Right Back
Off to start a cup run? We'll be right back
If we play three at the back again,
It's not a question of 'if' but 'when'
We conceed a sloppy goal,
And then there's a huge lull
Our passing sideways doesn't work
The data tells us and that's a perk,
On comes our new Dane,
Who passes forward again and again,
Vokes chips in a header,
And Kone gives it a leather,
2-1 to the Wyc,
@drcongo... to the foreign stream, quick!
Apologies @Twizz for changing the title
If it makes you challenge me to a fight I'll
concede in mere seconds, or possibly faster
I'm a chicken shit, lily-livered, cowardly bastard
A good opportunity to hand out some minutes,
The recent flurry of games pushing regulars to their limits.
I don't mind a bit of rotation,
In the famous cup adored by the nation.
After all, why should we treat the cup with respect?
Moving our game to a Friday with no TV coverage, is tough to accept.
It is a squad game, and that we must remember,
With a pile-up of fixtures since early December.
The league is our focus, to the cups we may yield,
We're on our way to the Championship - with Matty Bloomfield!
Shamal George leaves early to attend to his twins,
He wants to teach them what it means to see Wycombe win.
How close was that?!
That's neat that's neat
That's neat oh heck
I really love your tiger neck
Do all poems have to rhyme?
Oh bugger!
I'll finish this one another time.
@Lloyd2084
I read the thread title too fast,
And the editing time had gone past,
My parking fears were allayed,
By the game we just played,
But you were right there to take me to task.
Poems don't have to rhyme
The rhyming is a bugger
But when Wycombe reach the 4th round of the oldest Cup
Orange
Well done all you budding understudies for Oily Sailor. Only on the Gasroom.
The gasroom is on the ropes until oilysailor returns
Imho
We signed Bradley to replace Caleb Taylor (Who’s done well!),
But we’re struggling to replace @oilysailor
When we were Little Wycombe
He was our self styled bard
But once we hit the big time
@oilysailor showed us his own red card
Come back @oilysailor
You’ll never be forgotten
When it comes to penning FA Cup odes the rest of us are pretty rotten
Getting back to football matters. As a matter of interest is the undersoil pitch heating still in use? At one time it was a source of constant discussion. Without it the match must have been in doubt so I assume it still works.
beautiful poetry
Without our lovely undersoil it would have been quite slippy
Limiting young Gideon who really is quite nippy
He might not be the strongest when playing at the back
But he looks pretty lethal when moving to attack
And if you need a hard man to stop the opposition
Just call on Sonny Bradley to take up that position
His friends all say he’s lovely, the epitome of class
Try telling that to forwards as he knocks them on their ass
And finally there’s Kone, a lad of twenty one
Loving every moment whilst scoring just for fun
He’s getting us promoted, he’s taking Wycombe up
And just to make it sweeter, we’ll win the fucking cup!
Excellent rapping sir.
Hats off etc
Not a dry eye in the house
Keeping with the title of this thread 👇
Having swept aside pompey
we have the prize of PNE
or maybe Charlton? No one knows!
Either way I still can’t feel my frickin toes 🥶
The toes have thawed, the draw’s been done,
At Deepdale or the Valley we’ll continue the run.
But hearts have sunk and it’s all gone flat
‘Cos we’ll have to do it without our Matt.
Oh bugger, we’re fucked
The dream has just died!
Goodbye Mr Wycombe
Goodbye to round 5
It was all perfect for a while
The Wanderers top of the pile.
Taylor and Morley going caused a lull
Doubts about Low going left us loads to mull.
New loanee came in, a vet
He'll be like Keogh yelped one get
A return to wingbacks, inevitable loss
Thankfully a one off trial said the boss.
The cup win v Pompey left us all on a high
New record signing on the bench, ready to fly.
Another Danish fella lined up, all looking swell
But alas, a sudden descent into hell
Bloomy's off - to bloody Luton Town
What the owner's always wanted according to some with a frown
The new guy has been lined up from the start they say
Apparently sat in a portacabin on the beach for 200 day
What happens next will be fun to see
A guaranteed Gasroom discombobulation for @micra to read about on a midnight pee
Comments
Brilliant timing - Vokesey back tonight, on the bench!
Imagine the scenes when he comes on and scores a hattrick!!!
Bloomfield originally ruled him out of the game saying it was too soon.
It's going to be like drunk scrabble, isn't it.
Vokes on the bench, a sight to see,
Finally recovered from his injured knee.
Will he light up the game tonight?
Or will we bring on Hanlan?...oh fuck....oh shite.
The data said otherwise!
There's a lot of non-poems in this thread
Come on people use your head
There's another thread for this kind of chat
Post your non-rhyming stuff in that
Teams are out - still no Right Back
Off to start a cup run? We'll be right back
If we play three at the back again,
It's not a question of 'if' but 'when'
We conceed a sloppy goal,
And then there's a huge lull
Our passing sideways doesn't work
The data tells us and that's a perk,
On comes our new Dane,
Who passes forward again and again,
Vokes chips in a header,
And Kone gives it a leather,
2-1 to the Wyc,
@drcongo... to the foreign stream, quick!
Apologies @Twizz for changing the title
If it makes you challenge me to a fight I'll
concede in mere seconds, or possibly faster
I'm a chicken shit, lily-livered, cowardly bastard
A good opportunity to hand out some minutes,
The recent flurry of games pushing regulars to their limits.
I don't mind a bit of rotation,
In the famous cup adored by the nation.
After all, why should we treat the cup with respect?
Moving our game to a Friday with no TV coverage, is tough to accept.
It is a squad game, and that we must remember,
With a pile-up of fixtures since early December.
The league is our focus, to the cups we may yield,
We're on our way to the Championship - with Matty Bloomfield!
Shamal George leaves early to attend to his twins,
He wants to teach them what it means to see Wycombe win.
How close was that?!
That's neat that's neat
That's neat oh heck
I really love your tiger neck
Do all poems have to rhyme?
Oh bugger!
I'll finish this one another time.
@Lloyd2084
I read the thread title too fast,
And the editing time had gone past,
My parking fears were allayed,
By the game we just played,
But you were right there to take me to task.
Poems don't have to rhyme
The rhyming is a bugger
But when Wycombe reach the 4th round of the oldest Cup
Orange
Well done all you budding understudies for Oily Sailor. Only on the Gasroom.
The gasroom is on the ropes until oilysailor returns
Imho
We signed Bradley to replace Caleb Taylor (Who’s done well!),
But we’re struggling to replace @oilysailor
When we were Little Wycombe
He was our self styled bard
But once we hit the big time
@oilysailor showed us his own red card
Come back @oilysailor
You’ll never be forgotten
When it comes to penning FA Cup odes the rest of us are pretty rotten
Getting back to football matters. As a matter of interest is the undersoil pitch heating still in use? At one time it was a source of constant discussion. Without it the match must have been in doubt so I assume it still works.
beautiful poetry
Without our lovely undersoil it would have been quite slippy
Limiting young Gideon who really is quite nippy
He might not be the strongest when playing at the back
But he looks pretty lethal when moving to attack
And if you need a hard man to stop the opposition
Just call on Sonny Bradley to take up that position
His friends all say he’s lovely, the epitome of class
Try telling that to forwards as he knocks them on their ass
And finally there’s Kone, a lad of twenty one
Loving every moment whilst scoring just for fun
He’s getting us promoted, he’s taking Wycombe up
And just to make it sweeter, we’ll win the fucking cup!
Excellent rapping sir.
Hats off etc
Not a dry eye in the house
Keeping with the title of this thread 👇
Having swept aside pompey
we have the prize of PNE
or maybe Charlton? No one knows!
Either way I still can’t feel my frickin toes 🥶
The toes have thawed, the draw’s been done,
At Deepdale or the Valley we’ll continue the run.
But hearts have sunk and it’s all gone flat
‘Cos we’ll have to do it without our Matt.
Oh bugger, we’re fucked
The dream has just died!
Goodbye Mr Wycombe
Goodbye to round 5
It was all perfect for a while
The Wanderers top of the pile.
Taylor and Morley going caused a lull
Doubts about Low going left us loads to mull.
New loanee came in, a vet
He'll be like Keogh yelped one get
A return to wingbacks, inevitable loss
Thankfully a one off trial said the boss.
The cup win v Pompey left us all on a high
New record signing on the bench, ready to fly.
Another Danish fella lined up, all looking swell
But alas, a sudden descent into hell
Bloomy's off - to bloody Luton Town
What the owner's always wanted according to some with a frown
The new guy has been lined up from the start they say
Apparently sat in a portacabin on the beach for 200 day
What happens next will be fun to see
A guaranteed Gasroom discombobulation for @micra to read about on a midnight pee