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Morpheus: Greek God of dreams and sleep.

Uxbridge English Dictionary..

Morpheus: slurring posh alcoholic

He is a manager of another club looking to immediately improve his awful squad with players he has worked with. Some people seem to be very thin-skinned and some of them are the ones who were saying, move on, it's business and there is no room for sentimentality.

'No, sorry I cannot consider preventing relegation for this club by bidding a lot of your money for a player from my old team or it will disappoint the Gasroom and @Konetheming will say ';mr wycobe your havin a laugh'

If Gareth had gone to a club where they said here's 10 million buy who you want...I suspect there would have been a lot of tear stained keyboards as his legacy visibly tarnished...

Nope, they can't

emperor Penguins have some orange on them.

zebra crossings have that orange flashy lights.

Everton mints, with a quick google, have packaging colours that include grey, cyan and even yellow depending on the packaging.

So sometimes, you have to step back and look at the whole picture.

also, I need to get out more.

A quick ranking of odd things about the modern world:

1. The popularity of subjective rankings.

Nah it's something posh people wash their hair with

Or a verb describing the aggressive mastication of faeces