Best Of

Before she went to the Co-op the other day, mrs micra asked me if I wanted her to get Emily. Our next door neighbour (Emily) is a critical care nurse so I was bemused. Turned out she meant Elmlea - a cream substitute which we’ve taken to recently.

The most extreme example of the challenged hearing phenomenon was a few years ago when I asked mrs m to get some gaffer tape and, bless her cotton socks, she came home with a packet of jaffa cakes.

I’ve nothing to add re the Crawley match except to ask @Blue_since_1990 what he meant by the comment above. Tried and failed to put the quote at the end of this post. Sorry.

Very exciting team, very pleased with that. Key for me will be not playing long ball though. Fingers crossed!

Let's hope no-one starts it off.

I understand the downward thumbs. They were based on @benks’ original rushed post which he edited to make perfect sense 39 minutes later - after the 5 downward thumbs had been posted. Easy mistake to make.

They'd only have to add the 'avier'

Although no CF on the bench is less than ideal...

Let's see if we can get through a match day thread without any mention of [REDACTED]

Very nice. Time for Fred to pull his finger out.

Much happier with that lineup and 18 selected. Not sure what this says about the Danes though! Too early to start speculating on them in my opinion.