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The dastard, leave my Micra alone!

I did wonder what was ironic about McCarthy playing on the right, but I kept that to myself.

If his name was McLefty maybe.

But he could win the FA cup!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rasmus_Berthelsen

Didn’t Warburton get the Spanish Archer at Brentford a few years back because he wasn’t as aligned to data driven management as their new owners demanded?

So Dan under your stewardship Wycombe Wanderers won league 1 and the FA Cup. What do you put this unprecedented double down to?

I did something very similar with Accrington Stanley on Championship Manager 2022 and when I showed Mr Lomatdze the exported data from that he gave me the green light to try it for real.

Wow! So you are really saying you can run a club based on a simulation game?

Well isn’t life itself just a simulation!?

Err, I dunno, maybe…. I’m not sure I follow…

(Dan peels off his own face to reveal Elon Musk) On your knees fool!

We are spending a lot of money. Is there ffp in The Championship? If there is are the board banking on us getting promoted, and spending big in League One so it doesn't count towards any quota when we are in the higher division?

In regards to Humphries, right now I'd take him over the other 4 signings put together, he is a genius.

Really good!

If we don't get promoted it will be very disappointing, we have been flying since the third game of the season, and have now strengthened the squad beyond out wildest dreams. I never thought I'd say this, but I am expecting Wycombe to get promoted to The Championship. Strange times.

Was Fred not left wing back, for starters?

And we're surely not dropping Scowen or ditching wide forwards.

More exited with Berry over lowry