Best Of

He does flooring!

I hope whether you are playing at the Rye on a Sunday or Old Trafford at 3 on a Saturday, it is a yellow card according to the laws of the game, as stated by Keith Hackett.

Put any leaflets from ADT Alarms in the bin unless you want McCleary to pay a visit....

...in 2012 (13 years ago) Matt Bloomfield played 90 minutes, and scored, for Wycombe Wanderers in a 4-2 League One win over Leyton Orient at Adams Park.

In 2021 (four years ago) Matt Bloomfield wasn’t included in the squad for Wycombe Wanderers 2-0 Championship defeat to Stoke City at the Brittania Stadium.

I thought Westergaard looked very good on Tuesday night, not too dissimilar to the 5 minute cameo we got from Simons.

He got into the box on a couple of occasions in positions to put a ball away had it been delivered well or been pushed back out by the keeper.

His press on their midfielder which lasted some 10 seconds or so was very good. He also tracked a couple of runs very well, something which I also thought Lowry did not do so well.

I think there is plenty to be excited about with Westergaard.

Anders on the other hand, looked distinctly Sunday league with his first touch at Mansfield but let's face it others have been just as bad and gone on to be club legends e.g. Steve Brown!

Don't look up Dennis Rader and what he got upto as an ADT Serviceman 1974 and 1991 in America.

Think Keith Ryan does roofing now. Lovely guy, you wouldn't want to argue if it wasn't spot on, kind of think it would be though.

Should I ignore the leaflet that dropped through my door from ‘M&A driveway and garden maintenance’?

I’m not a dancer so I must be human but I can more often than not “do” the sums on Countdown in two or three quick steps.

Today, we have had a shock. The roof of our bungalow doesn’t just need a couple of metres of tiles lifted and the felt partially replaced as was thought. It needs a complete new roof. I’ve just worked out that the cost is five times what we paid for a three bedroom semi in Basingstoke in 1970.

Good to see you, @drcongo.

I 'm very disappointed this did not end with @micra saying Magnus and Anders happened to be driving by, claimed to have extensive roofing and damp course expertise and as they presently had time in their hands had offered to do the work at a knock down price.

(The boy Berry doing a bit of cash in hand labouring...)