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With how long they have been out, Vokes and Sadlier will be like amazing January signings, assuming my Irish brother will indeed make it back this month.

If it's three at the back again I'm going to struggle to muster up the energy to lift my arm and search for a stream.

Low gone?

There's a lot of non-poems in this thread

Come on people use your head

There's another thread for this kind of chat

Post your non-rhyming stuff in that

Vokes on the bench, a sight to see,

Finally recovered from his injured knee.

Will he light up the game tonight?

Or will we bring on Hanlan?...oh fuck....oh shite.

The data said otherwise!

Inspired by @manchesterchairboy in the attendance threads, I thought I would ask Mr. ChatGPT to write one for us. Here is what he came up with:

Chairboys in the Cup

Through icy winds and winter's chill,

The Chairboys march with heart and will.

From Adams Park, where dreams take flight,

We brave the cold to cheer tonight.

A Viking now dons our famous blue,

A warrior’s spirit, bold and true.

With every tackle, every goal,

He fuels the fire in Wycombe's soul.

Pompey’s bells may chime and ring,

But tonight, it’s Chairboys who will sing.

Through grit and fight, we’ll stake our claim,

To keep alive the FA Cup flame.

So raise your voices, loud and proud,

For Wycombe’s faithful, the loyal crowd.

On Cup nights like this, under starry skies,

Legends are made, and hope never dies.

Looking back at 2025

The club was looking to evolve

Tensions were high with internal strife

But nothing an FA Cup trophy couldn't solve

Imagine the scenes when he comes on and scores a hattrick!!!

I miss those days. When my girls are a little bit older, not only will I be able to say that I’ll be going to the game, but they’ll be coming with me. “Daddy, have we always been a top flight team playing champagne football?!” “No darling, just before you were born we were stinking out the Championship”