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The market's so small that you could put a tenner on anyone and they'd become the leading candidate.

@LX1 taught me this.

I think the good optics thing has long gone...

Which I’ve always found much more disturbing than 1984.

You missed out -

Farenheit 451: people want to read books but they've all been burned.

The Matrix: Keanu Reeves is the Duracell Bunny

1984: People can't read books

Brave New World: People don't want to read books

and as a bonus from my 'literature in a short sentence' series

Lord of the Rings: WWI with elves.

I have it on good authority that the office is having an overdue deep clean so no comms today.

I don't generally watch MOTD so it doesn't really bother me who presents it but I do think Gabby Logan is an exceptional presenter.

I don’t tend to watch MOTD but I think Colin Murray would have been my pick. He’s a fantastic, knowledgeable presenter and done a brilliant job with EFL on Quest.

LATEST ODDS

Ray Wyatt 3/1

The pair of womens knickers from the 92/93 club shop catalogue 5/1

Eric Van Smit 7/1

That 2002 scoreboard from a Welsh firm that never worked 9/1

Karl Fletcher 12/1

The short-lived 'Curry Cabin' from around 2005 14/1

Patrick Nolan 16/1

The burger van that used to park on the left of the gates to AP 20/1

The 90s steward that looked like Gerry Adams 28/1

Tony Adams 33/1

Alan Smith 50/1

Lance Cronin 100/1

Paul Kerr 250/1

Tony Sorrell 500/1

6 years is a long time, and tbh if it is him "because data" and under strict instructions then I wonder if we get a more formal director of football as well. Probably all codswallop.

@Hopping_Wanderer Should be fletch of course but an unfortunate incident with a dressing room peg makes that (even more) unlikely.