Best Of

Some say we had our sights on a bigger name signing...but he was all we could afjord!

(I jest: terrific signing!)

Plot twist: it's Lego furniture

BACON ARMY!

The mass games aren't until first of May, right @Kim_il_Swan?

Brilliant news - he was born in the town of Bernstorffesminde which is apparently best known for its furniture factory.

Danish pastries in the Tea bar?

Leahy, Harvie, Humphreys, Taff, Bradley, Butcher, Hartridge, this fella are all left footed. I think all the forwards are right footed, and I've not included any dev squad players because I am not sure! Woodhouse I would assume is left footed as a LB/LCB.

Good luck to him, but I reserve judgement.

Your bacon is Shit

Your bacon is Shiiiiiiiit

Oh Anders Whateveryourname is

Your Bacon is shit.

Do you think he’d get the famous British sense of humour or is that a bit too aggressive on his first outing?

I'm hoping that this is just the replacement for Taylor with Bradley being Taff's replacement due to him maintaining his fitness better