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What makes it even stranger is that Cambridge thought they were signing Norris until Saturday.

I assume their head of recruitment walked passed our dressing room and shouted 'WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO FIND A GOALKEEPER NOW?'

And when that data's shining over you

That's when Prem dreams will all come true

Surely S Club 7 has to be his song. We are missing a trick here.

Strangest loan saga of all time this one.

Nathan Bishop has gone to Cambridge United

I'm just picturing that Bishop went to the loo or shower, came back and the changing room was empty. As Rice was on his way out, we slid a note under the home dressing room door telling them there was a surprise waiting in the away changing room!

Rice and the players have been ghosting his phone calls ever since 🤣

(Joking Obv)

We’ll go up at our home game on the 12th after we defeat Stevenage. How do I know this? Because I’ve booked tickets to a gig that evening and will need to hoof it straight out of the ground to the station if I want to catch all three bands.

To dance maniacally in the Frank Adams or to thrash maniacally to Rotting Christ. Such a dilemma.

Cue an Adam Reach song to the tune of 'out of reach' by Gabrielle

This made me laugh out loud at work. Thanks.