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Your bacon is Shit

Your bacon is Shiiiiiiiit

Oh Anders Whateveryourname is

Your Bacon is shit.

Do you think he’d get the famous British sense of humour or is that a bit too aggressive on his first outing?

I'm hoping that this is just the replacement for Taylor with Bradley being Taff's replacement due to him maintaining his fitness better

Learning to pronounce anything in Danish is erm... challenging (as I found out trying to learn some before a city break in Copenhagen last year). Assuming that his name is pronounced in the Danish rather than Norwegian way, Hay-Yells-Key-Air is about as good an approximation as I can think of.

An astonishing signing on the face of it.

As a Dane he’d be either an Angle or a Jute, sorry for going off on a tangent.

I’d contribute big money for a flag of Uncle Monty from Withnail, featuring his classic line “I will never play The Dane”.

I watch matches on my own and rarely get too vocal but I’ve been exasperated recently by how dire the majority of our set pieces have been and, lovely guy as he is, I’m afraid Luke Leahy has more often than not been the culprit.

Another frustration, whilst acknowledging how good they have been the majority of the time, Fred and Gmac have been disappointing lately - the reason why I have been championing the case for giving Gideon Kodua more minutes (and indeed why I would like to see him signed on a permanent basis). Kodua on the right and Sadlier on the left could be quite exciting.

We were bound to have a slight dip in form at some stage - and that’s all it is - but the future looks bright at Adams Park in a world where it looks far from it.

COYB - please let’s discard “Up the Wyc” which crops up occasionally on Facebook and probably elsewhere.

A new letter maybe?æ

No. No. No.

Forget google when attempting Danish.

How-uls-care is the closest the English tongue will get you.

KJAERBOYS!