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Simon & Garfunkel?

The first 25 games were like a field in bloom.

We are now in a Grace period.

Who would work name-wise for the final push? Something that in-Vokes success...

He's probably looking at that league table doing the rounds on Twitter ranking English clubs by the wealth of their owners which puts us 16th next to Spurs.

Hahaha he chuckles, I'll soon have a football team that is 16th in the Premier League that cost almost nothing, save for a few million on an academy and a willingness to wait a few years,

Kone gets us into the Championship and being in the Championship makes the academy look good. That's why we aren't selling him. Not because Lommy adds 0.1% to his wealth if he does.

Sir Guardiola?

I can’t think of anyone we would want out of their squad.

Selena Gomez

Or Stephen Gregory followed by the lesser known Stuart Green

Unless Steve Gritt wants to get back into the game...

So we have narrowed it down to Simon Garner, Steve Guppy, Steve Gerrard or Sam Grace.