Best Of

Malachi Linton puts King's Lynn one up at Solihull Moors.

Steffi Graff hasn't done much since giving up tennis. Waiting for a good coaching opportunity?

Or perhaps Steve Guttenberg? He was once involved with a fairly successful academy.

As long as it's someone who is SG I'll be ITK for a few months and can bask in the respect of my peers.

And Blooms knows all the buy out figures for each player.

Steve Guppy

I'd be in two minds about Gerrard. Inspirational player but then so was Tony Adams. Bit of an iffy managerial record but he'd deserve our support.

And to think Noseybonk was a children’s TV character!

Yep, I'm imagining something in between one of those lampshade looking things you put round a dog's face to stop it trying to lick its own gnadgers, or some sort of fancy dress facial piece.

Just resting as we have Taylor back is probably the betterings option.