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The bedwetters have risen up and are threatening to take over

Hope we win on Tuesday or we might all drown in a tsunami of urine

Quite possibly

What he actually said was: "It's the bit that I actually enjoy doing, no offence to to you [cheeky smile at Phil, who laughs back]. It's the bit that I actually really enjoy doing, in terms of just being on the grass with the players and trying to help them improve."

But great spin 👏

dormant since the 80's?

Who do you think is pushing him over? The team (playing his mates?) Or is Dan telling him what to...which would be strange as he's not playing his signings. I'm not sure what you mean.

Mike Dodds - “I don’t want to make big changes and spoil the work that has gone before”

Wycombe fans - “Hear Hear, that’s great etc etc”

Mike Dodds doesn’t make big changes in his FIRST league game

Wycombe vermin fans “ why has he not put all 12 new signings in the squad, blah blah blah”

So utterly predictable and grim

I suspect those in drink complaining about new fans turning up were probably fans who barely turn up.

Wycombe is well known as a welcoming, cuddly environment...unless you want hot water in the toilets, decent food and a place to park.

...in 2005 (20 years ago) Matt Bloomfield played 90 minutes for Wycombe Wanderers in a 2-1 League Two win over Scunthorpe United at Adams Park.      

In 2011 (14 years ago) Matt Bloomfield played 28 minutes for Wycombe Wanderers in a 3-2 League Two defeat to Southend United at Roots Hall (replaced by Kevin Betsy).

Bloody hell, it's like Chernobyl here

He said he didn’t like the media stuff and would rather be out coaching.

It’s an extraordinary thing to pick him up on.