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And of course there was Alex Jakubiquack whose name was often misspelt as Alex Jakubiak

Alex Samuel was always called Samuels by some people

And the legendary Junior Morais.

Defensively we are very good. It's worth noting that we've conceded only 5 goals in our last 8 games. Of them, 3 have been absolute stunners (Huddersfield, Cambridge, Crawley) and one was a big deflection from a long range punt (Barnsley). The other was Mansfield, who took advantage when Grimmer was injured and about to go off

Yeah, have we ever had players on the bench worth more than the 11 players on the field ? :/

So you think it’s sensible to spend a club record transfer fee on a fourth choice centre back?

On the assumption that you are double jesting, I will simply say (for the benefit of anyone not seeing it that way) that Xavier Simmondsohn is an Englishman born in Hammerschmidt and, as someone remarked a while ago, he bears a passing resemblance to Aaron Morley (or Morely if you prefer).

That’s probably my best work for today so I’m shutting shop.

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