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If he scores a goal and wears a crown then he's staying.......but if another player whisks out a lute and starts playing it (like some dimly remembered banquet scene in the depths of my mind) then he's off.

Sam Grace.

Quite. Catching up on the last 200+ posts in one sitting has been quite the journey. Pretty depressing to begin with but eventually (and maybe thanks in part to the good Dr's halftime hairdryer treatment), it seems to be back to the Gasroom I know and love. Well done all. I won't now have to exile myself to the culture corner thread.

We’ll all be walking around with our heads in the clouds.

Quite a stretch though.

How much like a Daily Mail clickbait headline does this thread title sound like?

I still fell for it.

Disclaimer: No Legends were affected by the making of this decision

Two things:

1. We're building a rollercoaster too?

2. Are we trying to emulate Oxford? What happened to the away end?!

Lommy's coming and needs space for the horses.

Alan Smith’s high-class Mizuno apparel was not striped, it was deconstructed quarters.