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  • I've just walked past an empty shop with a sign in the window saying 'Shop for rent - £350 pcm'.

    As such, I'm looking for investors in my new Joke Shop. Fake poo all round and effigies of certain gasroom posters guaranteed.

  • Will you stock flares?

  • @mooneyman said:
    Will you stock flares?

    Only Wranglers.

  • You've got no rubber vomit. And for that reason, I'm out.

  • £350 pcm? Can I live in it?

  • I think you'd find the business rates a bit more challenging.

  • @HCblue said:
    I think you'd find the business rates a bit more challenging.

    I think it's in an economically disadvantaged area, so if I can entice @rmjlondon with a big pay rise (£2 an hour) they'd probably let me off the rates.

    Downside is that Richie could be mistaken for merchandise.

  • I was thinking of Jonny's plan to live there rather than the running of the place.

    You could get some of those fake cheques made of plastic to pay the rates, anyway.

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